Shall I compare mee to a summer's day instead?

NOTE: I might have been a little fifteen days late in posting this. Apologies. 

Holy shit. Apologies reminds me, have you or have you not heard the Arnab Goswami mashup? Mateys. YOU.MUST.

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So, not that we’re done with dented and painted, 

Salutos, fellow humans!

So… New Year, right?

*awks*

Okay, I know it has been long since I made a post. Honestly, I don’t see the point of making this either. Why would any of you want to know that I missed a school trip to NASA this year, or that I joined a coaching for the JEE exams (I know right?!) which screwed me more than Bob the Builder screws… erm, screws? See what I’m talking about? I can’t even make a joke!

But, I am a fairly internet crazy maiden, which means I like to share what happened in my painstakingly boring life in hopes that everyone else finds it interesting and sends me flowers for being just so awesome. Well, none of you have. Yet. Just saying. No pressure. SEND ME THOSE GODDAMN FLOWERS. AND I WANT LILLIES.

Yes, I have grown way more annoying.

You see, I have my reasons.

The present one being the population of any third world African country partying in my house. In the next room.

Time of my life people.

I do see the point in NYE parties, though. I mean, I’d totally drink to surviving a year without watching an episode of Diya Aur Baati Hum. The only problem is, I can’t drink. And that is why the whole point of partying seems moot. I want to let go, not choke on orange juice every now and then.

Anywho, last year was crazy. And not just holy-batshit-I-snogged-the-Halloween-guy-yes-I-did crazy, ‘twas oh-fuck-the-transformers-are-back-there’s-hope-for-our-planet-after-all-I-get-to-bang-Rosie Huntington-YAY-LIFE crazy.

No.Kidding.

I met some really, really terrific people, saw shitloads of tv shows, made friends, failed (quite a lot of times, actually), faced a few fears, read stories, watched TDKR in a theater (Booyah, grandchildren!), had YT marathons longer than Jab Tak Hai Jaan, attended a kickass Computer Festival (re: ComFest), slept more than I remained awake, and.. well you get it. I had the best year of my life.

And oh, forgot to mention, also discovered this add-on that lets me see videos on websites available only in the US. You know, abc, Netflix, hulu, and the likes.

Malayka:1 Internet:0

I might have been going slightly crazy about it lately. Just a little.

What I am not going crazy about is my New Year resolution, because, well, I don’t want to make one. Maybe I should. Maybe someone has cast an Imperius curse on me to make me fat. I don’t know. I just don’t want another failure. Jeez. But maybe I will blog a little more. I do like it.

Anywho, I’m done for the night. It’s almost an abrupt-ending-past- 5AM by my watch, and it’s my drool-over-Harvey Specter’s perfection-in-my-dreams time. But, before I go, I’d request you all something. If you like this blog, just press follow. Email subscriptions are meant to help us. Respect the guy who coded them.

*sniggers*

Okay. Have a wonderful year y’all!

Na-na-na-naa, na-na-na-naa, heyayayy, Goodbye.

-Malayka

Glossary:

NASA- Google.

JEE-Google.

Imperius curse- AVADA KEDAVARA BITCH!

Harvey Specter- AVADA KEDAVARA AGAIN BITCH!

Halloween, Transformers(Dark of The Moon, here): Movies

Diya Aur Baati Hum: You are so goddamn lucky if you don’t know what this means.